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THE (UN)OFFICIAL (BUT FIRST) COMMUNITY DRINKING GAME

One Drink:

• Prof. Duncan, Prof. Whitman, Starburns, Vaughn appear
• Pierce hits on Shirley
• Jeff and Duncan call each other names
• Pierce is racist
• Shirley does/says something violent or ‘illegal’
• Somebody sings
• Shirley says, “That’s nice.”
• Jeff monologues at the group
• Pierce & Troy laugh over something immature
• The Dean uses the PA
• Member of the group does a handshake, high five or fist bump
• Somebody gets drunk and/or high
• Shirley drops from her cheery octave
• Annie’s Disney Face
• The Dean tries to make Greendale more like a real college
• Jeff kisses someone
• The Dean touches or flirts with Jeff
• Annie screams/squeals
• Vaughn greeting
• Someone other than Abed makes a movie reference

Two Drinks:

• Prof. Slater, Garrett, Abed’s Dad appears
• New teacher/class is introduced
• Señor Chang episode (major plotline)
• Annie & Jeff call each other ‘m’lady’ and ‘m’lord’
• Shirley talks about/mentions brownies
• Reference to Annie’s drug abuse
• Meta/Self-Reflexive moment
• Shirley is racist or ignorant toward other religions
• Jeff is called Ryan Seacrest or Jeffrey
• The Human Being appears
• Pierce and/or Abed “say things that others won’t.”

Three Drinks:

• Pierce gives good advice
• Shirley’s friend Gary gets mentioned
• Chang pantomimes eating someone
• Full credit sequence plays
• Notably famous guest star
• Troy cries
• DALMATIANS
• There is a dance

Five Drinks:

• ‘Night Caps’ plays
• Greendale Theme Song

If You Want to Get Incredibly Schnockered:

• Abed makes a movie/TV reference
• Britta and Jeff butt heads
• Someone (specifically Katie) is quoting the show while it happens
• Jeff tries to not get involved